Mike G Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 An alien comes from a galaxy far away to study bass fishing. Since he thinks in binary code, he quickly deduces the "rule of two." 2, 20, 200 To catch a 2 pound bass, you need a 20 foot boat and a 200 horsepower motor. 2000, 20,000 It takes 2 thousand dollars to buy the basic electronics. Over his lifetime the weekend warrior will spend 20 thousand dollars on bass tackle, 200,000 The house lost in the divorce is worth $200,000 on average. 2,000,000 Typically a large company looses two million dollars worth of productivity due to employees day dreaming and BSing about fishing. And so on... Does anyone think it is not worth it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene f collins Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 You are dreaming of that boat more than your wife. Lol. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Dodge Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Mike, Do you ever get blisters inside that head of yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Wright Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 If a man brought home a $70K bass rig, the ol'Lady would serve up divorce papers. But, if the ol'Lady brought home the same rig, the two of them may well be buried in the thing at a ripe old age! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike G Posted October 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 If a man brought home a $70K bass rig, the ol'Lady would serve up divorce papers. But, if the ol'Lady brought home the same rig, the two of them may well be buried in the thing at a ripe old age! Please send a picture of the boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene f collins Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 You woke up at 6 am to type that Please send a picture of the boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike G Posted November 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Early bass gets the worm. How come it took you so long to reply? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Antikauskas Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Even my wife thought this was moderately funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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