Austrailian smallmouth joke

[Dick G]

A drongo and his mate chucked a sickie one day and went smallmouth fishing. They filled their esky with a slab of tinnies and some cut lunch. They drove beyond the black stump to a secret smallmouth spot.The mozzies and the bities were everywhere. The lads were Aussie saluting all morning, and they went fishless for 6 hours. Finally, they each tied on a yabby. On the first cast, the one who was not the full quid said, "Crikey, I've got a fair dinkum smallie!" "No," his mate said, "That's a brown eyed mullet." The other spit the dummy and proclaimed,"That's what you get when you fish the treatment plants!"

 

 

When told with a Crocodile Dundee accent this joke really kills.

[jude]

What color were the yabbies? Were they wacky rigged?

[Tim Negronida]

When told with a Crocodile Dundee accent this joke really kills.

 

I wish you had said this first, so I didn’t have to read it twice.

[Jack T]

A drongo and his mate chucked a sickie one day and went smallmouth fishing. They filled their esky with a slab of tinnies and some cut lunch. They drove beyond the black stump to a secret smallmouth spot.The mozzies and the bities were everywhere. The lads were Aussie saluting all morning, and they went fishless for 6 hours. Finally, they each tied on a yabby. On the first cast, the one who was not the full quid said, "Crikey, I've got a fair dinkum smallie!" "No," his mate said, "That's a brown eyed mullet." The other spit the dummy and proclaimed,"That's what you get when you fish the treatment plants!"

 

 

When told with a Crocodile Dundee accent this joke really kills.

[Jack T]

As being an "Aussie" sure is a good one including the slang.