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Fish #1 I don't know one minute I'm eating this chewy crawfish next minute I'm being lifted up by some strange creature with dry skin. i saw a bright light and I was back here.


Fish #2 Sounds like an alien abduction. Were you probed?


Fish#1 No, but I was weighed and measured.



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Fish1: My wife's always asking me, 'does this look good on me?' and I tell her, 'Honey, I don't care what you wear, as long as it's chartreuse'




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